omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via trust)

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thecube42:

stratoc:

dreamwurks:

stratoc:

I can’t even put into words how blown away I am with httyd 2

it’s just so creative and artistic in every single way

pretty sure Stoick was blown away by it too

You know, I came out tonight to have a good time but I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

are you stoick by any chance

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via sorry)

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via sorry)

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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

(via fuckyeahharrypotter)

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fishgingers:

the-fault-in-our-disorders:

lolsomeone-actually:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

Home

Just like your mom last night

Shut up

(Source: xhoe, via fireside-fuse)

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: sleepymalum, via fireside-fuse)

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via hate)

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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via fireside-fuse)

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superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

(via fireside-fuse)

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via trust)

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